Let’s kick things off in Battersea, where The Four Thieves brings a Victorian-style pub-meets-arcade mashup that’s as quirky as it is chaotic.

You’ve got a craft beer selection that rivals any taproom, a live comedy club upstairs, and—wait for it—a remote control car racing track in the back. Yes, really.

Expect classic arcade cabinets, VR booths, and a hefty dose of British eccentricity. Come for the games, stay for the G&Ts (they even distil their own gin on-site).

Let’s get competitive. Over in Canary Wharf, Fairgame is reinventing the classic British funfair—and trust us, this is not your average coconut shy.

Think next-gen versions of nostalgic games like Whac-A-Mole, Skeeball, and hook-a-duck, all powered by wristband tech that tracks your score across the venue.

Add in gourmet street food, boozy slushies, and a riverside location that’s perfect for pre- or post-game drinks, and you’ve got the ultimate group night out.

And now for something a little faster. In the heart of the city, F1 Arcade is where Formula 1 meets fine dining and full-throttle fun.

You’ll strap into a top-spec racing simulator (complete with motion seats) and go head-to-head with your mates—or randoms, if you’re feeling bold—on world-famous F1 tracks.

There’s a sleek bar, futuristic interiors, and plenty of Instagrammable moments—plus a menu that’s much more high-end than your average arcade fare. It’s slick, it’s speedy, and yes, it gets very competitive.